If the X-Men Had A JV2 Team...

They'd still beat the tar out of these folks.

http://worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

These people are taking the "American dream" to a whole new level of  ARE you f*cking kidding me! Up up and AWAY!

GBA: OBAMA is IN Edition!

Obama's Inauguration from space satellite

It has been forever since I've actually heard a President of ours able to speak as well as O-man did today. (Forever as in 8 years, as in you could've become a doctor in that time since Clinton.) You could classify him as the Lebron Tiger Bryant of oration. BO knows speaking.

 

B.O.'s amazing oration skills followed by possibly the best benediction speech I've ever heard aside, check out what the professional NFL athletes are doing in their off seasons... What else but campaigning for the next fantasy draft.  Here comes Fall 2009 already.

Could there be a BETTER movie coming out?

I think NOT! HELLO 2009!!!! May 1st can't come fast enough!

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3012297497/

Happy New Year: Inappropriate Edition

Death of a Genius

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The time has come, much like Rome, Sparta, the Garden of Eden and the House Party movies another empire has fallen: that of Kanye West. If you've already bought this album I'm sorry I'd ask for my money back. As big a Kanye West fan as I am, (I still have Kanye shades and yes they glow in the dark), I also have a brain and when I use that brain it tells me that his newest release: 808s and Heartbreaks is WACK ala hot garbage (My very own trademarked adjective). I never thought I could be a worldwide successful hip hop producer/rapper until I heard this "album." Harsh I know, especially since I'd make a terrible producer/rapper. My only saving grace would be my track jacket & fitted hat combinations.

This album can be describe in a metaphor of the sad story of Frankenstein. 

Metaphoric Synopsis: 

1. Lonely Genius creates monster.

2. Monster is misunderstood by people.

3. Monster kills lonely genius.

4. People kill monster. 

5. I hope I don't need to elaborate on what represents what.

BUT swiftly and thankfully we do have some much desired relief! Living in the "free" society that we do,  people actually CAN be creative. By taking the "hot garbage concept" recycling it and producing something that pushes the limits of the "artistic critique" to a new level (music thankfully is this avenue). The result is something magically hilarious, ironic, indispensable and possibly priceless. 

So out of the ashes of the new Kanye albums that I wish I could smolder with a blowtorch, comes a beautiful compilation to keep all those creators of wack @$$ trash music in check.  (Sorry KW but this does include you THIS time.)

NO DIGGITY- no doubt!

http://www.rappersiknow.com/2008/11/24/roger-riley-teddy-troutman-death-of-autotune/

GBA House Party 5 Edition: My Kind of Party

KG, Becks, R. Simmons, The Snowman, Rev RUN, Missy, djs in costumes, dance offs, graffiti, glitter confetti and a POOL?!?!?!? HOUSE Party 5 here I come!

GBA: Who Needs Photoshop Edition

I couldn't have even imagined this type of photo hilarity in my wildest photoshoppin' wetdream. This is the best thing our current lame duck president has done in 8 years of abusing our county. CONGRATS Bush Jr. you finally relate to the cool kids. 

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html